ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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