You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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