I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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