its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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