when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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