Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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