Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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