They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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