He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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