And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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