I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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