I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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