Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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