was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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