Me. At least after what I've been through.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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