That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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