you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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