Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Randomize
