Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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