he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Randomize
