We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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