who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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