I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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