the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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