so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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