her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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