This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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