So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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