Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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