The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
