Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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