why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I love having hate sex.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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