i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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