Who wears a wallet chain?!
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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