Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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