i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
