Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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