I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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