i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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