My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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