If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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