ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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