Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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