I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
barbara walters just said penis...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Do you have feelings for this penis?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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