Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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