There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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