what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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