I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
