she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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