he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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